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I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into ur pants

Fri Jul 3, 2009, 1:40 AM
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I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

*I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

*I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

*I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST yell really loud.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

*I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(I hate this stereotype the most)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-emotional.

*I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I dont drink ^^)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

*I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

*I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Hate this stereotype)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

*I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

*I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.(P)

*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

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  • Watching: Chrome Shelled Regios
  • Playing: Spore
  • Eating: Cheez -its
  • Drinking: Soda ^^

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  • Current Residence: In your base killin' your dudes
  • Interests: Writing, friends, anime, tv, online forums and comics
  • Favourite movie: Hot Fuzz
  • Favourite band or musician: Like a bagillion
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/punk/techno
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  • Shell of choice: Incindiary
  • Wallpaper of choice: The type that is not see through
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy 12
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Knuckles
  • Personal Quote: If its a fist fight bring a knife, if its a knife fight your Australian
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens, pencil, paper, erasers, computer, and . . .um. . .hands?

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FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.


NO CHEATING !!!!









THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.









1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?














3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.











CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .













DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

















ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME


1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in

SPACE 2





2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE






3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7






4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4







5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.







6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR







7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3






8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7







9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND






10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE






11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

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Before you can find your rose, you have to go through the thorns. :rose:

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Hey its been a while knuckie what's up

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I've been searching for a man all across Japan just to find-to find my samuri someone who is strong but still alittle shy yes i need-i need my samuri ai-ai-i i'm your little butterfly green black and blue makes the colors in the sky :sing:
Hello there. I don't believe we've met.

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"The world may see you as one person, but to one person you may be the world" ♥ Put this in your sig. if there's someone who means the world to you~
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Oh hey ^^

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I've been searching for a man all across Japan just to find-to find my samuri someone who is strong but still alittle shy yes i need-i need my samuri ai-ai-i i'm your little butterfly green black and blue makes the colors in the sky :sing:
Hi thar. =3

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"The world may see you as one person, but to one person you may be the world" ♥ Put this in your sig. if there's someone who means the world to you~
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Wassup XD

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I've been searching for a man all across Japan just to find-to find my samuri someone who is strong but still alittle shy yes i need-i need my samuri ai-ai-i i'm your little butterfly green black and blue makes the colors in the sky :sing:
(ignore that one rifty i ment to post this)
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*Your the one I won't forget*
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*To have a friend like you

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Me: i got a jar of dirt
Boy: and i care why?
Me: cuz its a jar
Boy: soo??
Me: of dirt!!!
Boy: idc cuz i have a jar of cookies
Me: soo what mines still better!!!!!
boy: why is that?
Me: cuz mines low fat!!!!
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blondebabyblue made the icon im using
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Me: i got a jar of dirt
Boy: and i care why?
Me: cuz its a jar
Boy: soo??
Me: of dirt!!!
Boy: idc cuz i have a jar of cookies
Me: soo what mines still better!!!!!
boy: why is that?
Me: cuz mines low fat!!!!
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blondebabyblue made the icon im using

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